December 2011
Fuck Yeah, Tattoos!: You guys remember the puppy... →
baaconnn:
This one:
Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so…
Remember the Summer We Didn't Eat →
Amazing and powerful article from Thought Catalog. I love Thought Catalog, to a ridiculous extent. Everyone who submits work on there are such amazing writers. I can’t even comprehend being that good at something.
I'm saaaaaaad
tumblr, throw me a pity party.
Owl Waltz | Seabear
it's TMI tuesday, everyone. I want some...
“I want someone who is fierce and will love me until death and knows that love is...”
– Jeanette Winterson, Oranges are Not the Only Fruit (via danielcharles)
Sufjan Stevens | The Avalanche
“Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your...”
– Franz Kafka (via blua)
Ariel the Lion →
Article about a lion who has suffered a debilitating disease that has paralyzed all four of his legs. Now, a woman cares for him in her living room while scientists try to find a cure.
“To me, a hospital seems like the saddest place to draw your last breath… I’d...”
– Conor Oberst (via crispyrealisation)
Hit up my ask with everything you know about basic...
I have an exam on Tuesday morning.
“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could...”
– Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via bitsofivory)
Also, you know when your brain is study fried...
you turn the phrase: “have family members” to “have killed family members” for no apparent reason.
Seriously, the word killed was never mentioned once in any of the study materials. I think my brain has a subconscious rage it needs to have mollified. Once tomorrow is over, alcohol should do the trick.
It’s 8:59 a.m. and I am finally done studying and heading to bed....
My best friend and I are currently talking about...
“As if I would be able to fit Newt Gingrich in my mouth…”
And then she just randomly started talking about blowjobs for no reason and without provocation and goes:
“Remember, if it’s too big to fit in your mouth, it’s not your problem it’s his”
this is her: http://beatsbeatsbeatsbeats.tumblr.com
You know those super bitchy, high-strung girls who...
Do you ever wonder like, “maybe if she got laid she’d be way more pleasant to be around…” And then for like people I don’t even know. Sometimes I’m like, “this person is an asshole. Maybe he or she just needs to get laid.”
I mean, when I go a long time without sex, I get grumpy. Sexual frustration has to lead to hostility. It HAS to. Right?...
Hey tumblr, I got a new job today.
I don’t know if I told you guys about quitting Hooters and why I did it, if you’re curious, go hit up my ask box, I really don’t mind telling you all about it but that’s not the focus of this post.
Basically, I’m going to be a sales associate at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
(now let’s all make the joke that I went from working at Hooters to Dick’s all...
